The Advent of Additional Adventure

After much toil, Princess evolved into a beautiful Gyarados! I should enter him in some contests.
I caught a Solrock, and named him Angry Sun in honor of that fucking asshole from Mario 3.
Team Magma is truly evil! Their devilry caused a Numel to use Magnitude while Sandshrew was burrowed underground. Goodbye, Sonic. Goodbye, Dig TM.
I got a third fucking Numel. This one is named Fergie. Humps and all, you know.
Defeated Flannery in a close battle with Princess and Doubledown. Those Slugmas couldn't do anything against Princess, and Torkoal was taken down by Double Kicks after a long while.
Egg hatched into Wyatt, the Wynaut. Wobbufett is like, the last Pokémon I'd want to use for the Nuzlocke challenge...
Acquired Brak, the Cacnea, in the desert. Why couldn't you have been a Trapinch :(
Found a Claw Fossil, and revived it into Scooter the Anorith. We'll try him for a while.

Current Team:
Doubledown, the level 28 Combusken
Sweet Bro, the level 26 Swellow
Hella Jeff, the level 27 Breloom
Stripes, the level 19 Zigzagoon
Princess, the level 24 Gyarados
Scooter, the level 20 Anorith

Graveyard:
Eddy, the Poochyena, killed by a wild Zigzagoon
Bec, the Electrike, killed by a wild Zigzagoon
Falafel, the Whismur, killed by some bitch's Skitty
Sonic, the Sandshrew, killed by Team Magma's dastardly Numel.

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Playtime: 9:40

A Brief Update

I've played a little today, so I figure I should update on my progress.
The first thing I did today was find a Slugma in a tunnel. I really want to use Molasses, but I already have Doubledown...
After that, I found a second Numel. His name is Twomel.
I also caught a Sandshrew, Sonic. He'll replace Lite Brite (who I never used) for now, but the lack of STAB moves is disturbing.
I fought some Ninja shithead with Koffings that self-destructed! Fortunately, Doubledown is a trooper and survived.
I safely arrived in Fallarbor Town. There is nothing to do here at all.
A dig TM, nice. Sonic will be usable after all.
I caught a Seedot, named Spot. Naturally right after that I run into a fucking Zangoose. Why couldn't I have found him first :(
That's it for now, I spent most of my time grinding up Princess. He'll be a Gyarados soon enough.

Current Team:
Doubledown, the level 26 Combusken
Sweet Bro, the level 24 Swellow
Hella Jeff, the level 25 Breeloom
Stripes, the level 17 Zigzagoon
Princess, the level 18 Magikarp
Sonic, the level 14 Sandshrew.

Box:
Spare, the Whismur
Camel Dick, the Numel
Molasses, the Slugma
Twomel, the Numel
Lite Brite, the Illumise
Spot, the Seedot

Graveyard:
Eddy, the Poochyena, killed by a wild Zigzagoon
Bec, the Electrike, killed by a wild Zigzagoon
Falafel, the Whismur, killed by some bitch's Skitty

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Playtime: 6:53

REZ, the Adventure Begins!

And thus, my Nuzlocke journey has begun! I am using Ruby Version, and will stick to the facts for this post, for way too much happened today to be super-articulate.
DAY 1
Received Doubledown the Torchic.
Set off on my journey.
Arrived at Oldale town without encountering anyone on Route 101. Score!
Kicked that bitch May's ass.
Returned to Birch, got Pokedex.
Caught Eddy, the Poochyena.
Eddy was lost prematurely to a critical from a Zigzagoon. :(
Caught Stripes the Zigzagoon.
Stripes picked up a Nugget. He is awesome.
Losing Eddy was a wakeup call. I'm prepared to never let that happen again.
Stripes learned Tail Whip. I am underwhelmed.
Stripes is fucking shit up like it's his job.
Caught a Tailow with a Premier Ball on Route 104. His name is Sweet Bro.
Sweet Bro levels up REALLY FAST.
Caught a Shroomish in the Petalburg Woods. His name is Hella Jeff.
Doubledown learned Ember. The Petalburg Woods will be ashes by morning.
Oh god, Team Magma out of NOWHERE. I am not prepared for this...
Oh, it's just a Poochyena.
Stripes' Headbutt attack sure is coming in handy.
Arrived at Rustboro City.
Hella Jeff sweeps Rustboro Gym. Hell yeah, motherfucker.
Caught a Whismur, her name is Falafel.
Caught another Whismur. This one is called Spare.
Saved some old dude and he's taking me alone on his boat somewhere? I'm going to be molested maybe?
See Abra in Dewford Cave. You can guess the results.
Swept Dewford Gym with Sweet Bro. Didn't take any damage.
Delived some package to some Steven dude, didn't use flash, like a man.
Caught a Magikarp, it's name is Princess. He is beautiful.
Arrived at Slateport. Cleared out the Battle House like it was my job. Will enjoy Soda Pop later.
Caught Electrike named Bec.
Bec died. Fucking Zigzagoons and their headbutts.
Falafel is felled by a fucking Skitty, of all things. Doubleslap hit a billion times. Will not use Spare out of respect.
Caught an Illumise. Was underwhelmed.
Beat up Mauville Gym with Hella Jeff and Doubledown. Nuzlocke is avenged.
Sweet Bro AND Hella Jeff both evolve! Swellow and Breeloom are credit to team.
Caught a Numel named Camel Dick.

END OF DAY RESULTS:
Current Team:
Doubledown, the level 25 Combusken
Sweet Bro, the level 22 Swellow
Hella Jeff, the level 23 Breeloom
Stripes, the level 17 Zigzagoon
Princess, the level 10 Magikarp
Lite Brite, the level 13 Illumise

Box:
Spare, the Whismur
Camel Dick, the Numel

Graveyard:
Eddy, the Poochyena, killed by a wild Zigzagoon
Bec, the Electrike, killed by a wild Zigzagoon
Falafel, the Whismur, killed by some bitch's Skitty

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Playtime: 5:49

I'll update after every play session next time, so hopefully you'll get more in-depth recounts of my exploits.